15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR DAUGHTERS
*Don't imagine you can change a man unless he's in diapers.
*What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the
door.
*If they put a man on the moon, they should be able to put
them all
up there.
*Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out
alone.
*Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature
anyway.
*Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that
you
can
tell them apart.
*Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity
to make some woman miserable.
*Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the
do-it-yourself
types.
*Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are
too old
for
it.
*Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
*If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
*The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40
years.
Even
in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
*If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him
checkbooks.
*Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him
jokes It
means that you laugh at his.
*Sadly, all men are created equal.
*Found on Bumper Sticker: IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP
IN THE
KITCHEN.